Praise the cats, hooman.

A shelter simulation game made in 3 days for Ludum Dare 40. Even if the game was submitted to Jam instead of Compo, I still made everything all by myself.

All you have to do is to take great care of your beloved stray cats. If you fail, they will eat you, plain and simple. Make sure the fridge and the bowls are always full of fish, empty the litter boxes, buy extra equipment and upgrade your existing fridge capacity.

Be sure to use Mark, your grandson, as often as possible! That’s basically how you do multi-tasking in this house.

How to play

ARROWS - move
SPACE - use
C - give Mark an order
CONTROL - dash
M - toggle music
R - restart


StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows
Rating
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
(105 total ratings)
AuthorDeepnight Games
GenreStrategy
TagsArcade, Cats, Fast-Paced, lady, Ludum Dare, Ludum Dare 40, Management, old, Top-Down
LinksLudum Dare

Download

Download
CatsAreAssholes.win.zip 4.5 MB
Download
Source code (GitHub)
External

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cool game, but I got stuck in the phone menu, I don't know if this is a glitch or if it's just me not knowing which key to press.

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This is hard

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I can't, i just can't play it but can't stop.

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ungrateful little furballs

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that was so hard bruh

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I come back to this gem of a game every now and again, it always manages to bring a smile to my face. This is just great! thank you for making this game!

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I'd really like to see a score or achievement page, like "congratulations! you survived 30 cats" or sth like that, or I won't even know what did granny go through XD

AND MARK CLEAN THE LITTER BOX DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT TWICE

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MARK STOP FRICKING WATCHING PEWDIEPIE AND START TAKING THE TRASH AND HELPING ME




MARK!!! I AM DYING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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mark is a sonuvabitch

m....mmark....... your grandma is dying and youre talking about cookies and pewdiepie.... and buying more cats from amazon.......

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i wish there was some sort of score system, but that's only because i love this game and play it so often!! it would be cool to see if i'm lasting longer or something like that.

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i got to 10000 coins which is a bit longer than usual

😮 🙀🐱😸😺😼😽😾😿🙀🙀😸

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mark, u useless piece of sh- GRANNY IS DYING AND UR OVER HERE WATCHING TV ;-;

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im gonna write a book about this story hopefully i will get A+  its for a competition in school

I would definitely read such book 😺👍

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Think if the game inspires me, I'll make a nosleep story xD 

imagine a fullblown game on steam

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Fun game

i wish there was more to upgrade and look after as things progressed 

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Hard game but still enyojable

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that's what she said.

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i love this game! adorable
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Best game ever I literally play it every day lol! I feel like for enough money you should be able to "upgrade" your grandson so he will automatically do one of the chores like, buy the upgrade and whenever the cats run out of food, he could go and feed them and when you buy more fish he could automatically put it in the fridge. IDK, a great game still!

A shitty grandson makes for a shitty apartement.

This game was amazing! I had a lot of fun!

This was a lot of fun!

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MARK, STOP WATCHING THE TV AND START SAVING GRANNY BEFORE SHE BLEEDS OUT!

CATS ARE JUST THE BEST!

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lol the cats keep spawning even after you die!

HELP MEEEE

It says i downloaded the game but i didn't and now i can't.

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same here the exact same thing happens to me

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jacksepticeye played your game!

i t keeps saying i need openGL 3.2+

super fun!

I gave this game a try, and it was pretty fun. The cats just keep coming and coming, and Mark never offers to lift a finger. 

This game is fun to play! With the challenge of receiving more cats in the mail as you try to feed them and clean them, it makes it more difficult to accomplish if you didn’t have Mark, the grandson, to help out or a ton of money to purchase cat food or heart medication to use. Thank you for making this game fun! 

Great game I had alot of fun playing!!

So good

nice game

You're a genius for building up this game for 3 days. I really do enjoy it, hope we have some quest or something.

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Really enjoyed the game...Just missing a scoring system of sorts but otherwise much love <3 

so how has markiplier not played this it seems to be in his ally you know

This game was ruthlessly hilarious and naturally I sucked at it! But I had a lot of fun :)

can i be in your coding team? Ive made a website for my coding class : https://codeprojects.org/22nA4ezXpnr_mhoovqv7EYq87u5LHCHILjPPjCS6o0Y

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